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WHEN IT ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAS TO BE IN A DITCH TONIGHT [FAIL]
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| Source | Latest linked headline | Age |
|---|---|---|
| Fark.com RSS | WHEN IT ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAS TO BE IN A DITCH TONIGHT [FAIL] | 45 mins ago |
| Fark.com RSS | HE'S AVAILABLE LADIES, I'M SURE ONE OF YOU CAN FIX HIM [FLORIDA] | 33 mins ago |
| Fark.com RSS | YOU KNOW YOUR MOON BASE THEORY IS CRAZY WHEN EVEN AVI LOEB CRAPS ALL OVER IT [AMUSING] | 1 hr ago |
| Fark.com RSS | THAT'S A PRETTY DRESS, DOES IT EAT MUCH? [STRANGE] | 7 mins ago |
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