HAS YOUR TEENAGER BEEN RECRUITED AS A HITMAN OR IS HE JUST WANKING?

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TEENAGERS are being recruited on social media to carry out contract killings. Could your offspring be planning a hit, or is he furiously wanking as usual?

The Daily MashThe Daily Mash reports that tEENAGERS are being recruited on social media to carry out contract killings.

The report adds: Could your offspring be planning a hit, or is he furiously wanking as usual?

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