| Source | Latest linked headline | Age |
|---|---|---|
| The Daily MashThe Daily Mash | NOT PUTTING A DIVIDER ON THE CONVEYOR BELT AT TESCO: THE NEXT NINE TINY CRIMES BURNHAM IS FOCUSING HIS GOVERNMENT ON | 1 hr ago |
AFTER subscription renewals and fake sales, Andy Burnham has outlined the next nine minor rip-offs his government is directing its efforts to stopping.
The Daily MashThe Daily Mash reports that aFTER subscription renewals and fake sales, Andy Burnham has outlined the next nine minor rip-offs his government is directing its efforts to stopping.
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