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KEEP YOUR FLESH OUT OF THE WATER, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A NEW PIERCING OR TATTOO OR RECENTLY SHAVED YOUR LEGS [FLORIDA]

1 min read • 1 hr ago • Fark.com RSS • [src]
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Fark.com RSSKEEP YOUR FLESH OUT OF THE WATER, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A NEW PIERCING OR TATTOO OR RECENTLY SHAVED YOUR LEGS [FLORIDA]1 hr ago
Fark.com RSSTO ALCOHOL. THE CAUSE OF, AND NO SOLUTION TO, ALL OF THESE TWO GUYS LIFE'S PROBLEMS [FLORIDA]1 hr ago

WHAT HAPPENED

A satirical post on Fark.com RSS cautions Florida residents to avoid water if they have a new piercing, tattoo, or recently shaved legs. The article, posted on an unspecified date, warns that such skin conditions could lead to complications when swimming or bathing.

The post contains a link (details not provided) and has attracted 33 comments, indicating some user engagement. No medical professionals or official health agencies are cited, and the tone remains humorous rather than instructional. There are no specific statistics or quoted experts to substantiate the claim.

The warning reflects a broader internet trend of combining health advice with absurd or exaggerated humor, often intended to entertain rather than inform. Similar posts can spread quickly online but typically lack scientific backing.

  • Fark.com RSS shared a humorous warning about staying out of water with new piercings, tattoos, or recently shaved legs in Florida.
  • The post includes a link and has generated 33 comments but provides no authoritative sources or medical citations.
  • Related articles on aliens, Meta child safety, and virtue do not mention or confirm this Florida water warning.

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