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DESTROYER USS THOMAS HUDNER RETURNS TO NS MAYPORT AFTER ITS NEAR 9-MONTH DEPLOYMENT TO VENEZUELAN WAR, SPEEDBOAT WAR, IRAN WAR BECAUSE IT'S ALL OUT OF MISSILES [FLORIDA]

1 min read • 1 hr ago • Fark.com RSS • [src]
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Fark.com RSSDESTROYER USS THOMAS HUDNER RETURNS TO NS MAYPORT AFTER ITS NEAR 9-MONTH DEPLOYMENT TO VENEZUELAN WAR, SPEEDBOAT WAR, IRAN WAR BECAUSE IT'S ALL OUT OF MISSILES [FLORIDA]1 hr ago

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According to a post on Fark.com RSS, the destroyer USS Thomas Hudner has returned to Naval Station Mayport in Florida after a near nine‑month deployment. The headline humorously claims the ship was "all out of missiles," suggesting a satirical take on the vessel’s status.

The Fark.com article provides no additional details, figures, or quotes, and contains only a link and five comments. No official statements from the U.S. Navy or the ship’s commanding officer accompany the post, so the information remains anecdotal and unverified.

The story appears to be a comedic or satirical piece rather than a factual report of a naval deployment, given its exaggerated language and lack of corroborating sources. It does not reference any real operational events or official Navy releases.

  • USS Thomas Hudner reportedly returned to NS Mayport after a nine‑month deployment.
  • The headline implies the ship was out of missiles, a likely satirical claim.
  • No official confirmation or additional details are provided by the Navy or other reputable outlets.

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