| Source | Latest linked headline | Age |
|---|---|---|
| The Daily MashThe Daily Mash | STICKY TERIYAKI, AND OTHER VILE CRISP FLAVOURS BROUGHT TO US BY SO-CALLED PROGRESS | 1 hr ago |
THERE are but three true flavours of crisp: ready salted, salt & vinegar and cheese & onion. Yet capitalism has foisted these monstrosities upon us.
The Daily MashThe Daily Mash reports that tHERE are but three true flavours of crisp: ready salted, salt & vinegar and cheese & onion.
The report adds: Yet capitalism has foisted these monstrosities upon us.
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