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HOW DO YOU AVOID GETTING SICK WITH MULTIPLE FOODBORNE ILLNESS OUTBREAKS IN PROGRESS? WELL, YOU COULD AVOID ELECTING PEOPLE WHO GUT THE FDA AND REGULATIONS, OR YOU COULD ORDER EVERYTHING WELL-DONE [MURICA]

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Fark.com published a satirical piece titled "HOW DO YOU AVOID GETTING SICK WITH MULTIPLE FOODBORNE ILLNESS OUTBREAKS IN PROGRESS? WELL, YOU COULD AVOID ELECTING PEOPLE WHO GUT THE FDA AND REGULATIONS, OR YOU COULD ORDER EVERYTHING WELL-DONE [MURICA]". The article, which has garnered 30 comments, warns readers that the best way to dodge food‑borne illness during the current wave of outbreaks is to steer clear of politicians who undermine the FDA or simply cook all foods well‑done.

The satire comes amid real‑world food safety scares. According to The Washington Post, Chipotle and Qdoba have removed jalapeños linked to a salmonella outbreak that has spread to 27 states. The Fark article’s advice echoes public calls for stronger regulation and safer food handling practices.

The piece reflects growing concern about the adequacy of FDA oversight and the prevalence of foodborne illnesses in the United States.

  • Fark.com satirical article advises avoiding politicians who weaken FDA regulation and cooking food thoroughly.
  • Washington Post reports a salmonella outbreak tied to jalapeños at Chipotle and Qdoba, affecting 27 states.
  • The story highlights ongoing public health worries about foodborne illness and regulatory enforcement.

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