TRUMP HID IN CATERING TRUCK TO BE SERVED TO PUTIN AS DELICIOUS NAKED MEAT PLATTER
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| The Daily MashThe Daily Mash | TRUMP HID IN CATERING TRUCK TO BE SERVED TO PUTIN AS DELICIOUS NAKED MEAT PLATTER | 50 mins ago |
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PRESIDENT Trump was hidden in a catering truck so he could be served to Russia’s leader as a nude human meat platter, he has confirmed.
The Daily MashThe Daily Mash reports that pRESIDENT Trump was hidden in a catering truck so he could be served to Russia’s leader as a nude human meat platter, he has confirmed.
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