HOLD SHORTER WET T-SHIRT COMPETITIONS, AND OTHER THINGS YOU SHOULD DO DURING A DROUGHT

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IF your local park looks like shit, you’re currently experiencing a drought. Make sure to take these necessary precautions.

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