| Source | Latest linked headline | Age |
|---|---|---|
| Fark.com RSS | PHOTOSHOP THIS FORMATION [PHOTOSHOP] | 1 hr ago |
| Fark.com RSS | QUICK, DISTRACT THEM [OBVIOUS] | 57 mins ago |
| Fark.com RSS | THEY'RE CHIP-STEALING VERMIN, SO NUKING FROM ORBIT IS AN OPTION [PSA] | 27 mins ago |
| Fark.com RSS | ELMO ANNOUNCES LARGEST BUILDING ON EARTH BECAUSE HIS EGO WOULDN'T FIT IN THE SECOND [MISC] | 3 hrs ago |
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