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MAN ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTING TO ROB YAKIMA BANK WITH MACHETE AND FOR INSPIRING THE EAR WORM ♪ YAKIMA BANK, DON'T TALK BACK ♪ [SCARY]
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| Source | Latest linked headline | Age |
|---|---|---|
| Fark.com RSS | MAN ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTING TO ROB YAKIMA BANK WITH MACHETE AND FOR INSPIRING THE EAR WORM ♪ YAKIMA BANK, DON'T TALK BACK ♪ [SCARY] | 58 mins ago |
| Fark.com RSS | BROADKILL BEACHCOMBER HAS THE CHANCE TO GET SUPER POWERS [SCARY] | 35 mins ago |
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