| Source | Latest linked headline | Age |
|---|---|---|
| The Daily MashThe Daily Mash | CLACTON BEING MADE TO LOOK STUPID, SAYS RACIST PENSIONER NEXT TO CRAZY GOLF COURSE | 2 hrs ago |
A RESIDENT of Clacton-on-Sea feels the by-election sparked by its grifting, usually absent MP is making the depressing, anachronistic resort look bad.
The Daily MashThe Daily Mash reports that a RESIDENT of Clacton-on-Sea feels the by-election sparked by its grifting, usually absent MP is making the depressing, anachronistic resort look bad.
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