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BUDDY, YOU'RE A COP, MAKE A BIG STOP. CHASING DOWN THE STREET, GONNA BE A BIG BUST TODAY. YOU GOT METH IN YOUR FACE, YOU BIG DISGRACE, SCOOTERIN' MAN'S STASH GONE TO WASTE, SINGIN' WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU [WEIRD]

1 min read • 1 hr ago • Fark.com RSS • [src]
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Fark.com RSSBUDDY, YOU'RE A COP, MAKE A BIG STOP. CHASING DOWN THE STREET, GONNA BE A BIG BUST TODAY. YOU GOT METH IN YOUR FACE, YOU BIG DISGRACE, SCOOTERIN' MAN'S STASH GONE TO WASTE, SINGIN' WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU [WEIRD]1 hr ago

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According to a post on Fark.com RSS, a story titled "BUDDY, YOU'RE A COP, MAKE A BIG STOP. CHASING DOWN THE STREET, GONNA BE A BIG BUST TODAY. YOU GOT METH IN YOUR FACE, YOU BIG DISGRACE, SCOOTERIN' MAN'S STASH GONE TO WASTE, SINGIN' WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU. WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU [WEIRD]" was published. The post contains no additional narrative or details beyond the title and a brief description stating it is a funny piece with a link and ten comments.

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  • Fark.com RSS published a post with a cryptic, humor‑styled headline.
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  • The story is categorized as funny and includes a link and ten comments.

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