‘SHIT MIDFIELDER ANYWAY’: THE FIVE STAGES OF DENIAL OF A FOOTBALL FAN IN THE TRANSFER WINDOW

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DOES your club’s transfer business seem to consist of selling off all their good players and buying cheap shit ones? Deaden the pain by lying to yourself.

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