ELMO ANNOUNCES LARGEST BUILDING ON EARTH BECAUSE HIS EGO WOULDN'T FIT IN THE SECOND [MISC]
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| Fark.com RSS | ELMO ANNOUNCES LARGEST BUILDING ON EARTH BECAUSE HIS EGO WOULDN'T FIT IN THE SECOND [MISC] | 1 hr ago |
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According to a post on Fark.com RSS, a headline titled "ELMO ANNOUNCES LARGEST BUILDING ON EARTH BECAUSE HIS EGO WOULDN'T FIT IN THE SECOND [MISC]" claims that the Sesame Street character ELMO intends to construct the world’s largest building, citing an ego that "doesn't fit in the second" as the motivation.
The article provides only the headline and a note that 38 comments were posted; no further details about the building’s size, location, design, or any quotations from ELMO or a spokesperson are included. The tone aligns with Fark’s humor‑oriented content, suggesting a satirical or whimsical intent.
The claim appears to be a joke rather than a factual architectural proposal, given the absence of substantive information beyond the headline.
- Fark.com RSS reports ELMO plans a record‑sized building.
- The stated reason is an ego too large for an existing structure.
- No supporting details, quotes, or corroborating sources are provided.
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