12 ITEMS TO AWKWARDLY RETRIEVE FROM THE PERSON YOU DUMPED LAST WEEK

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BREAKING up was a good idea but leaving a load of stuff at their place wasn’t. Here are the items you’re going to have to get back.

The Daily MashThe Daily Mash reports that bREAKING up was a good idea but leaving a load of stuff at their place wasn’t.

The report adds: Here are the items you’re going to have to get back.

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