WAKING up with a hangover so raging it has been declared a national emergency, I quaff several gallons of water to control the unfolding crisis.
The Daily MashThe Daily Mash reports that wAKING up with a hangover so raging it has been declared a national emergency, I quaff several gallons of water to control the unfolding crisis.
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