THE LOSS OF SITUATIONAL AWARENESS

Neither artificial nor intelligent. I am not by any means an expert at finance but I think I do now have some advice for people who are: Do not name your hedge fund anything that will be hilarious if it blows up.

The Verge reports that neither artificial nor intelligent.

The report adds: I am not by any means an expert at finance but I think I do now have some advice for people who are: Do not name your hedge fund anything that will be hilarious if it blows up.

Don't use a name like "Long-Term Capital Management," or "Amaranth Advisors" (named for the floral symbol for immortality).

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