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DUKE ENERGY WANTS ITS CUSTOMERS TO SUCK IT [OBVIOUS]

1 min read • 2 hrs ago • Fark.com RSS • [src]
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WHAT HAPPENED

Duke Energy has made a statement that has been perceived as insensitive, according to Fark.com RSS. The details of the statement are not provided, but the source describes it as Duke Energy wanting its customers to 'suck it', implying a confrontational tone. The immediate significance of this event is not clear, as the context and details are limited.

There are no specific details or quotes available from Duke Energy or other sources to provide further context. The description from Fark.com RSS is brief and does not offer additional information. Related sources discuss unrelated topics, such as the Merriam-Webster word of the day, Australia's census, and a speedboat accident, which do not shed light on the Duke Energy statement.

The context of this event is unclear due to the limited information available. However, it appears that the statement made by Duke Energy has been met with criticism or amusement, as indicated by the description from Fark.com RSS.

  • Duke Energy made a statement perceived as insensitive
  • Details of the statement are not provided
  • Related sources do not offer additional context

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