HEATWAVE PROVIDES EXCUSE TO EAT F**K-OFF CHUNK OF ICE CREAM ON A STICK
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| Source | Latest linked headline | Age |
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| The Daily MashThe Daily Mash | HEATWAVE PROVIDES EXCUSE TO EAT F**K-OFF CHUNK OF ICE CREAM ON A STICK | 1 hr ago |
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THE heatwave sweeping England and Wales has given everyone an excellent excuse to eat a huge block of chocolate-coated ice cream on a wooden stick.
The Daily MashThe Daily Mash reports that tHE heatwave sweeping England and Wales has given everyone an excellent excuse to eat a huge block of chocolate-coated ice cream on a wooden stick.
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